in a nut-shell:

life's too short to take it seriously.

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I wish Black Widow was sung by Nicki and Rihanna instead of their knockoffs.

(via naughtily)

  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring
  • mom: can you do this chore for me?
  • me: *doesn't do it within 0.2 seconds*
  • mom: *does it for you*
  • mom: why can't you ever be responsible